Los Angeles's
Best Breakfast Burritos

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πŸ’› FAVS πŸ’›

πŸ† THE ROYAL BURRITO
@ Egg Tuck (Hollywood)

  • Get the spicy short rib

  • Every bite was magic

  • Avocado is crucial as a reprieve from the intensity

πŸ† OLD PLACE BURRITO
@ Old Place (Malibu)

  • Bacon was perfectly chunky and smokey

  • Salsa was perfectly chunky and smokey

  • Incredible ambiance...unexpected peacocks

πŸ’› FRIED CHICKEN BB
@ Lucky Bird (Downtown)

  • Eggs perfectly cooked with cheese - real gooey

  • Nice thin tortilla

  • Could emphasize the potatoes a little more

πŸ’› OG (BACON) BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Wake & Late (Downtown)

  • Sometimes perfect doesn't mean the best

  • Varsity level texture & distribution inside and out

  • Sadly v pricey - smallish for $20

πŸ’› BREAKFAST BURRITO (BACON)
@ Tigres Fuego (Redondo Beach)

  • She came pre-made but delivered 1000% fresh

  • Tight and gooey

  • Flavors harmonized the entire way through

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πŸ’› BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cafe Los Feliz (Los Feliz)

  • The perfect tortilla does exist! Go to it.

  • Don't sleep on the sauces

  • Call me dangerous, but the eggs coulda been wetter

πŸ’› RANCHERO
@ La Azteca Tortilleria (East LA)

  • TortiYAASS!!! It's a homemade warm hug

  • Tried the Asada too - but doesn't compare

  • Wish the potatoes were crispier

πŸ’› THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Trejo's Donuts (Hollywood)

  • Enjoyable mouth feel - outer & inner crispiness

  • Rare exceptional filling distribution

  • Avocado was super scant

πŸ’› BBB
@ Bread & Breakfast (NoHo)

  • This parking lot kitchen knows how to season

  • Kinda soft, literally (avocado doesn't help)

  • TOO chopped and distributed for my liking

πŸ’› LA NETA
@ Best Damn BB (Beverly Hills)

  • Another win for boring looking delicious burrito!

  • All around quality distributed ingredients

  • Accompanying fruit cup was a perfect

πŸ’› BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ ZermeΓ±os (Hollywood)

  • Best of the simple burritos - they actually season!

  • Bacon was stand out

  • Would add avocado and salsa next time

πŸ’› PASTRAMI BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Doubting Thomas (Filipinotown)

  • Also amazing: Veggie Breakfast Burrito

  • Inconsistently delicious: Doubtless Breakfast Burrito

  • Don't fingerling my burrito! They masked the pork

πŸ‘ GOOD πŸ‘

πŸ‘ JALAPEΓ‘O CHEESE CRUST BB
@ Lowkey Burrito (here & there)

  • Good breakfast burrito but kinda over-hyped

  • Quite salty

  • Too much bacon (believe it or not)

πŸ‘ CHORIZO BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cofax (Fairfax)

  • Just good, clean, fresh taste with avocado

  • Tortilla was stickier than I would've liked

  • Chorizo was runny and my mouth felt weird about it

πŸ‘ DIALOG BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Dialog Cafe (WeHo)

  • Everything was cooked and assembled perfectly

  • Spicy Ketchup? That's the best ya got?

  • Worth the wait but won't get it again

πŸ‘ BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Corner Cottage (Burbank)

  • Love the sliced potatoes BUT too starchy overall

  • Extra bacon (specifically) & cheese for balance

  • SALSA ON THE INSIDE

πŸ‘ CHEDDY MELT BB
@ Taco Bell x Yeastie Boys pop-up

  • Yeastie Boys to the rescue! Nailed the collab!

  • Their YB x TB Everything Seasoning was πŸ”₯

  • If ya don't know, this was 1 weekend only. Sorry.

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πŸ‘ LITTLE MULE
@ Dog Haus (Burbank)

  • Tried a couple options, this one fuuucks

  • Wish they did scrambled egg...I think

  • Creamy and dreamy

πŸ‘ CALIFORNIA BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Breakfast Republic (WeHo)

  • Added the Jurassic Pork, but would try vegan

  • Overall solid breakfast burrito

  • Not extremely memorable

πŸ‘ PASTRAMI BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Bad-Ass B'fast Burrito (online)

  • Yummy pastrami but hard to find

  • Potatoes could've been crispier

  • They should focus on ingredient distribution

πŸ‘ ASADA BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Mi Ranchito Veracruz (NoHo)

  • Props to LA Times for the shout, but not THE best

  • Salsa is fantastic

  • Steak was well seasoned but felt REAL cheap

πŸ‘ EVERYTHING BB
@ Wiches On Wilshire (Wilshire)

  • Big & saucy - a little too sweet but not uninvited

  • Sausage was exceptional

  • Great for hangover!

πŸ‘ BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cerveteca (Culver City)

  • Pleasantly seasoned, which is unfortunately rare

  • Smedium sized, kinda flimsy, but satisfying

  • It's safe good; wouldn't make it a destination

πŸ‘ HONEY SRIRACHA FRIED CHICK BB
@ Tu Madre (WeHo)

  • Good not great - wish I got more honey

  • Bacon did NOT elevate

  • Salsa lacked the necessary heat

πŸ‘ BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Huckleberry (Santa Monica)

  • Underwhelming LA Times reco, even with bacon

  • Good avocado mash

  • Cheese was pleasantly smoky - saved the dish!

πŸ‘ PAPAS CHORIZO B'FAST BURRITO
@ Tacos Villa Corona (Atwater)

  • He smoll! But it's the best value for price

  • I normally lean veg but the chorizo is their best one

  • Wrap was a little loosey goosey - I would go tighter

πŸ‘ BACON & FRIENDS BURRITO
@ Hola Adios (Costa Mesa)

  • Flat until the green onion and cheddar kicked in

  • Also tried the barbacoa...more like barbaNOa

  • Reco came from a rich white local bro - so like 🀷🏽

πŸ‘ A LA MEXICANA B'FAST BURRITO
@ LoterΓ­a Grill (LAX Terminal 5)

  • Yes, it's better than Lily's because they TRIED!

  • Seasoned pretty well - the cook cared

  • Nice and crispy potatoes

πŸ‘Ž Avoid πŸ‘Ž

πŸ‘Ž BACON BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Lily's Malibu (Malibu)

  • A massive mushy over-hyped burrito that couldn't

  • Did they run out of seasoning?

  • The sauce couldn't even save it

πŸ‘Ž RICO SUAVE
@ The Rooster (Crestview)

  • Caution: Contains very little enjoyment

  • Not a lot of flavor and salsa didn't help much

  • I know this is on some big lists, but it's disappointing

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