Los Angeles's
Best Breakfast Burritos
One guy's journey building a game changing social media app while searching for the best fucking breakfast burritos in Los Angeles.
π FAVS π
π THE ROYAL BURRITO
@ Egg Tuck (Hollywood)
Get the spicy short rib
Every bite was magic
Avocado is crucial as a reprieve from the intensity
π OLD PLACE BURRITO
@ Old Place (Malibu)
Bacon was perfectly chunky and smokey
Salsa was perfectly chunky and smokey
Incredible ambiance...unexpected peacocks
π FRIED CHICKEN BB
@ Lucky Bird (Downtown)
Eggs perfectly cooked with cheese - real gooey
Nice thin tortilla
Could emphasize the potatoes a little more
π OG (BACON) BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Wake & Late (Downtown)
Sometimes perfect doesn't mean the best
Varsity level texture & distribution inside and out
Sadly v pricey - smallish for $20
π BREAKFAST BURRITO (BACON)
@ Tigres Fuego (Redondo Beach)
She came pre-made but delivered 1000% fresh
Tight and gooey
Flavors harmonized the entire way through
BURRITO BREAK!
I'm launching a new social media concept, all about personal financial transparency, late 2023.
π BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cafe Los Feliz (Los Feliz)
The perfect tortilla does exist! Go to it.
Don't sleep on the sauces
Call me dangerous, but the eggs coulda been wetter
π RANCHERO
@ La Azteca Tortilleria (East LA)
TortiYAASS!!! It's a homemade warm hug
Tried the Asada too - but doesn't compare
Wish the potatoes were crispier
π THE BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Trejo's Donuts (Hollywood)
Enjoyable mouth feel - outer & inner crispiness
Rare exceptional filling distribution
Avocado was super scant
π BBB
@ Bread & Breakfast (NoHo)
This parking lot kitchen knows how to season
Kinda soft, literally (avocado doesn't help)
TOO chopped and distributed for my liking
π LA NETA
@ Best Damn BB (Beverly Hills)
Another win for boring looking delicious burrito!
All around quality distributed ingredients
Accompanying fruit cup was a perfect
π BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ ZermeΓ±os (Hollywood)
Best of the simple burritos - they actually season!
Bacon was stand out
Would add avocado and salsa next time
π PASTRAMI BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Doubting Thomas (Filipinotown)
Also amazing: Veggie Breakfast Burrito
Inconsistently delicious: Doubtless Breakfast Burrito
Don't fingerling my burrito! They masked the pork
π GOOD π
π JALAPEΓO CHEESE CRUST BB
@ Lowkey Burrito (here & there)
Good breakfast burrito but kinda over-hyped
Quite salty
Too much bacon (believe it or not)
π CHORIZO BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cofax (Fairfax)
Just good, clean, fresh taste with avocado
Tortilla was stickier than I would've liked
Chorizo was runny and my mouth felt weird about it
π DIALOG BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Dialog Cafe (WeHo)
Everything was cooked and assembled perfectly
Spicy Ketchup? That's the best ya got?
Worth the wait but won't get it again
π BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Corner Cottage (Burbank)
Love the sliced potatoes BUT too starchy overall
Extra bacon (specifically) & cheese for balance
SALSA ON THE INSIDE
π CHEDDY MELT BB
@ Taco Bell x Yeastie Boys pop-up
Yeastie Boys to the rescue! Nailed the collab!
Their YB x TB Everything Seasoning was π₯
If ya don't know, this was 1 weekend only. Sorry.
Me again π
Reminder to sign up for the next wave of social media. Now back to burritos...
π LITTLE MULE
@ Dog Haus (Burbank)
Tried a couple options, this one fuuucks
Wish they did scrambled egg...I think
Creamy and dreamy
π CALIFORNIA BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Breakfast Republic (WeHo)
Added the Jurassic Pork, but would try vegan
Overall solid breakfast burrito
Not extremely memorable
π PASTRAMI BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Bad-Ass B'fast Burrito (online)
Yummy pastrami but hard to find
Potatoes could've been crispier
They should focus on ingredient distribution
π ASADA BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Mi Ranchito Veracruz (NoHo)
Props to LA Times for the shout, but not THE best
Salsa is fantastic
Steak was well seasoned but felt REAL cheap
π EVERYTHING BB
@ Wiches On Wilshire (Wilshire)
Big & saucy - a little too sweet but not uninvited
Sausage was exceptional
Great for hangover!
π BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Cerveteca (Culver City)
Pleasantly seasoned, which is unfortunately rare
Smedium sized, kinda flimsy, but satisfying
It's safe good; wouldn't make it a destination
π HONEY SRIRACHA FRIED CHICK BB
@ Tu Madre (WeHo)
Good not great - wish I got more honey
Bacon did NOT elevate
Salsa lacked the necessary heat
π BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Huckleberry (Santa Monica)
Underwhelming LA Times reco, even with bacon
Good avocado mash
Cheese was pleasantly smoky - saved the dish!
π PAPAS CHORIZO B'FAST BURRITO
@ Tacos Villa Corona (Atwater)
He smoll! But it's the best value for price
I normally lean veg but the chorizo is their best one
Wrap was a little loosey goosey - I would go tighter
π BACON & FRIENDS BURRITO
@ Hola Adios (Costa Mesa)
Flat until the green onion and cheddar kicked in
Also tried the barbacoa...more like barbaNOa
Reco came from a rich white local bro - so like π€·π½
π A LA MEXICANA B'FAST BURRITO
@ LoterΓa Grill (LAX Terminal 5)
Yes, it's better than Lily's because they TRIED!
Seasoned pretty well - the cook cared
Nice and crispy potatoes
π Avoid π
π BACON BREAKFAST BURRITO
@ Lily's Malibu (Malibu)
A massive mushy over-hyped burrito that couldn't
Did they run out of seasoning?
The sauce couldn't even save it
π RICO SUAVE
@ The Rooster (Crestview)
Caution: Contains very little enjoyment
Not a lot of flavor and salsa didn't help much
I know this is on some big lists, but it's disappointing